RENTAL CAR WEEKEND/LOVING

How does the saying go “People come into your life for a Reason, Season or a Lifetime?” Well I want to add a weekend to that. Sometimes it takes a while to determine if a person has come into, your life for a Reason, Season or Lifetime, but a Weekend is perfect as long as both people understand their roll and know that it’s a weekend rendezvous. Personally I think a Weekend Lover is extremely necessary, but I also understand it’s not for everyone. This is for those people who may not be ready to start or restart a relationship, but they still have a need for companionship. Who’s to say a WEEKEND couldn’t develop into a SEASON or LIFETIME… Hell we are consenting adults so we really don’t need a REASON.
Let me go a little deeper into this Weekend loving thing. For most people a weekend begins on Friday and ends on Sunday (about 2 full days of time), but my definition of a weekend is broken down a little bit different. This is where the rental car theory comes into effect. A rental car weekend begins at 12 noon on Thursday and end at 12 noon on Monday which gives you approximately 4 days of quality time. I know... I know you still don’t understand what a rental car has to do with all of this. So let’s go deeper. When you rent a rental car it doesn’t technically belong to you. Though you are obligated to take care of it you still have a tendency to drive it a little harder and a little longer. While a weekend rendezvous should be setup exactly the same. The person your with doesn’t technically belong to you, but you are still obligated to take care of her/him. So if you are fortunate enough to be the chosen one you should go a little harder a little stronger and a little longer. You goal should be to push him/her to their limit. Don’t get me wrong when the question was asked people do enjoy “Love Making”, but they also enjoy being pushed to the limits. If you follow the Rental Car Weekend you should have plenty of time for both. I’m really not trying to make you feel cheap I’m just trying to find ways to make you happy… But hey to each it own. Y’all know how this ends… These are JUST MY THOUGHTS. What do you think?

MY PRAYER

It’s me again Lord….First I would like to say thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to speak to me once again. Lord I promise this time this won’t be a vent session. I just wanted to take a little time and reflect on the last few years of my life. Lord I know that every situation in my life has been something I’ve either benefited or learned from, but like most people I still ask the question WHY? I don’t ask you WHY because things are going bad, but because regardless of what I have done you have continued to bless me.
Yeah there has been something that haven’t always gone my way like for instants my divorce… Lord you know I worked really hard at my marriage and I really was a great husband (Lightning Strike and a loud roar of thunder) Ok OK OK… gosh I wasn’t the best, but I did learn a lot from it I’m sure I’m a better person because of it. Plus you blessed me with a wonderful son, so once again I want complain.
As I reflect back on the last few years there may have been a few people I have hurt or mislead along the way. I need you to tell them to get over it..lol (Lightning strikes and the powers goes out)….. JESUS!...... JESUS……….. JESUS! You just gone cut off my lights…. Come on you know I was playing, I know you know my heart….(Lights came back on) Thank You! Now like I was saying please let them know that I am sorry, and I hope they can find it in their hearts to forgive me. It was never my intentions to mislead anyone. It’s just that I have really been so focused on trying to be happily single that I haven’t given anyone a fair opportunity to add to my happiness. Sometimes I have a hard time expressing myself so I will just say a few words from R. Kelly.....
Father I’m so weak, (I WILL BE YOUR STRENGH)
and in my heart there is no peace (YOU CAN FIND ALL THAT IN ME).
I’ve got the weight of the world its feels like a million ton (JUST KNOW MY HANDS ARE WITH YOU SON)
Father I am so confused and I don’t what to do (GO DOWN ON YOUR KNEES AND LEFT YOUR HAND TO ME IF YOU’RE READING THIS LEFT YOUR HANDS UP WITH US PLEASE. NOW WITH A LITTLE FAITH ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MUSTARD SEED DO YOU BELIEVE)………………Yes I do believe ….(THEN STAND UP AND CLAIM VICTORY)
Ok now that I have that off my chest I can get back to business…..