Couth defined:Showing or having good manners or sophistication
True story (no B.S.)…. I’m standing there having a conversation with another male officer, when a female officer (I only mention Officers because we are suppose to be educated and have some kind of couth) walks up smiling and joins in on the conversation. A few minutes after joining the conversation she says “Hey Henry I got something for you” she then turns and actually farts on my leg…WTF… I really felt that shit. Trust me it wasn’t one of those little poots women try and sneak out and hope you don’t smell and call her ass on it (she really let one go). I was at a loss for words, and y’all know I can talk for days. The weird thing was people were standing there laughing like the shit was cool.
So now I’m staring at her with that “did you really just do that shit look on my face”. She had the audacity to ask me “what’s wrong” ….is she serious. :
1)You don’t know me that well….
2)There is no way you can possibly be that comfortable around me, and
you don’t know we that well…and
3)THAT’S JUST PLAIN NASTY….
I’m I being too critical? I mean I have never had a female do that to me before…. I use to think she was attractive, but now she is just plain nasty. She has lost every cool point she had with me. Is there a time when a woman should feel comfortable enough to do that? I personally don’t think women should ever be that comfortable, but these are JUST MY THOUGHTS... What do you think?
No you were not being too critical, that was just nasty!
ReplyDeletesee, my brother is the type of guy who would find that funny. he dreams of a girl who will laugh at his farts and not get mad if he farts on her. i, on the other hand, find it completely disgusting and gross. (if it happens to me.) still debating whether or not i would have laughed had i witnessed it happening to you. oh questions!
ReplyDeleteI think the simple way she displayed her gas was nasty. In reference to the idea of whether a female would feel comfortable to do this with their partnet is another question. I believe that if you are in a relationship and we all know that passing gas is something every human being goes through. If you can't handle her gas while you're in a relationship then there's really a questionable situation. Passing gas is part of life! It's rude to constantly be presenting them in the matter your "officer" friend did.
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