Monday, February 7, 2011

GIVING 100% OF WHAT YOU HAVE LEFT!


(THIS IS A RE-POST)
When the topic of love comes about I enjoy playing the Devil’s Advocate. I don’t do this because I disagree with love, but because I don’t truly understand love and I’m not in love with the idea of being in love. I like to give my opinion on everything, and usually when I give my opinion I like to stand by what I say, but when I give my opinion on love usually I’m just as confused as the person I’m giving my opinion to.
Now let’s get to the question at hand….Can a person only give their whole heart once?. Before you jump down my throat please let me try to explain my position. In my opinion whenever you truly love someone a portion of your heart belongs to that person. Regardless of why you separated, you can never fully recover 100%. Every time the opportunity for what you consider love comes about you start to question your judgment and find yourself on loves porch with your hand raised ready to knock ……One part of you hoping your knock is answered, and at the same time the other part of you hoping no one is home. I think this happens because a portion of your heart still belongs to your former lover, however small that portion may be, its filled with memories. Some of these memories good some of these memories bad, nevertheless they’re memories. For example, say you have had two former loves one you were just in love with he/she keep 5% of your heart and the other you were deeply in love with he/she keep 10% of your heart. That’s 15% of your heart filled with thoughts and memories from past relationships. Thoughts and memories about someone else you most likely you will always remember. If my math is correct that’s leaves you with 85% of your heart that is willing and ready to love.
I don’t include my personal life in my notes I normally just give my opinion, but since I think a lot of people will be scared to admit they may not have 100% of their heart left I will start it off. STATEMENT OF TRUTH: “ I Chauncey D. Henry admits that it is possible that a small portion of my heart was given away in a past relationship, but I can promise if I ever fall in love again she will receive 100% of what I have left.
If you don’t think a small piece of your heart is stuck with someone else then maybe you have never truly been in love.THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS
What do you think?

Monday, January 24, 2011

YOU'RE OUT


I’m really not that into baseball, but I’m going to use this analogy just to try and get my point across. I don’t know when or where it started, but we use the bases in baseball to determine how far we have advanced with a sexual partner. For example… 1st base (French kiss), and sex is consider a home run (SCORE). I’ll be honest most of us don’t give a damn about any other base but the home plate. We would rather step up to the plate and “Knock it out the Park” every time. The ultimate goal is to score, but if we have to round the bases one base at a time so be it.
Fella “bear with me” I’m only putting our business out there because there seems to be an ongoing problem with the ladies letting you all round 3rd base only to tag you out before you slide into home plate. Oh yeah! Noticed I said “letting you all round 3rd base” I consider myself old and retired….lol
Ladies I know you sitting back laughing, but this sh!t ain’t cool. You girls are building up a brotha’s excitement only to let us done in the end. I need you to understand we don’t let down that easy it takes hours (sometimes it has a mind of its own if you know what I mean). I still don’t think you understand what I am talking about so here is something I heard on the” FoxxHole Radio” XM 149 it’s the BEE KNEES… Maaaaaaan I be in the car laughing my assss off! OK ok I digressed (Get focus C. Hen).
Ladies pictures this… You and your man enter one of those fancy malls you know the ones with Bloomingdales, Coach, Louis Vuitton, Tiffany’s…etc. Anyways! Your man is taking you on an all-expense paid shopping spree, and you get to pick up any and everything you want. The conversation goes something like this:
You: Babe I want three Coach Purses.
Him: Dang Boo! Usually I buy my girls assistant Coaches, because they run a lil cheaper. But today go ahead grab’um.
You: Uuh babe I got get this Tiffany’s necklaces and I want 2 Tennis Bracelets.
Him: The necklace is cool, but I ain’t even know you played Tennis… Hell! I don’t even see you power walking, but today go grab’um…
Now you and your man headed to the register you all smiling and cheesing. The cashier rings everything up and right before she places it in the bag he yells “NOW PUT IT ALL BACK”! That’s Fu@ked up! You right it is Fu@ked up, but that’s exactly how we feel.
Ladies I’m not saying there’s something wrong with holding out. It’s belongs to you, so you can do with it what you see fit. I do know most of you know if he is going to hit that Home Run before the date is over. So all I’m saying is if it’s not going to happen just do him a favor and tag him out when he tries to still 2nd base.
These are JUST MY THOUGHTS. What do you think?