YOU'RE OUT

I’m really not that into baseball, but I’m going to use this analogy just to try and get my point across. I don’t know when or where it started, but we use the bases in baseball to determine how far we have advanced with a sexual partner. For example… 1st base (French kiss), and sex is consider a home run (SCORE). I’ll be honest most of us don’t give a damn about any other base but the home plate. We would rather step up to the plate and “Knock it out the Park” every time. The ultimate goal is to score, but if we have to round the bases one base at a time so be it.
Fella “bear with me” I’m only putting our business out there because there seems to be an ongoing problem with the ladies letting you all round 3rd base only to tag you out before you slide into home plate. Oh yeah! Noticed I said “letting you all round 3rd base” I consider myself old and retired….lol
Ladies I know you sitting back laughing, but this sh!t ain’t cool. You girls are building up a brotha’s excitement only to let us done in the end. I need you to understand we don’t let down that easy it takes hours (sometimes it has a mind of its own if you know what I mean). I still don’t think you understand what I am talking about so here is something I heard on the” FoxxHole Radio” XM 149 it’s the BEE KNEES… Maaaaaaan I be in the car laughing my assss off! OK ok I digressed (Get focus C. Hen).
Ladies pictures this… You and your man enter one of those fancy malls you know the ones with Bloomingdales, Coach, Louis Vuitton, Tiffany’s…etc. Anyways! Your man is taking you on an all-expense paid shopping spree, and you get to pick up any and everything you want. The conversation goes something like this:
You: Babe I want three Coach Purses.
Him: Dang Boo! Usually I buy my girls assistant Coaches, because they run a lil cheaper. But today go ahead grab’um.
You: Uuh babe I got get this Tiffany’s necklaces and I want 2 Tennis Bracelets.
Him: The necklace is cool, but I ain’t even know you played Tennis… Hell! I don’t even see you power walking, but today go grab’um…
Now you and your man headed to the register you all smiling and cheesing. The cashier rings everything up and right before she places it in the bag he yells “NOW PUT IT ALL BACK”! That’s Fu@ked up! You right it is Fu@ked up, but that’s exactly how we feel.
Ladies I’m not saying there’s something wrong with holding out. It’s belongs to you, so you can do with it what you see fit. I do know most of you know if he is going to hit that Home Run before the date is over. So all I’m saying is if it’s not going to happen just do him a favor and tag him out when he tries to still 2nd base.
These are JUST MY THOUGHTS. What do you think?