I woke up every morning at 5:30 to go on my routine morning run. After my run I went to breakfast I had 3 hard boiled eggs instead of that western omelet I had been fiending for. Those of you who know me know that I love ice cream, but I have limited myself to one measly scoop on Sunday (Sundae) evenings at dinner. I’m really trying hard to maintain an attractive physical appearance. Did you seriously just ask why? Well it’s not my fault I’m going to blame it on the power of the COOKIE. Yeah the power of the COOKIE, it can take control of most men (unless he doesn’t like cookies and that’s not for me to talk about).
Almost everything a man does is done for the COOKIE. To a man having a lot of COOKIES in his COOKIE jar is almost as important as the money in his bank account. The only reason the COOKIE isn’t held higher is because you usually need money to get the COOKIE, and it doesn’t work that well the other way around (Hopefully by now we are starting to understand what the cookie really is).
Women have this strong power over men, and I don’t think all of them know they have it. Now don’t get me wrong there are a few of them out there who know about this power, but unfortunately most of us call them “GOLD DIGGERS”. A gold digger knows what she has and she uses it to get exactly what she wants… I’m telling you the COOKIE is a powerful thing; a man will give up almost anything for a piece of it. All she has to do is break him off a few crumbs here and there, and he will keep giving that COOKIE dough (haha I made a funny). I hear women all the time talking about how they got played, but a gold digger (real gold digger) can’t get played because she gets the goods before she gives up the COOKIE… I don’t want you to mistake a GROUPIE for a gold digger. A groupie has gold digger intentions, but she gives up the COOKIE too fast, so all she normally gets is a free limo ride and a chance to stand around in VIP for the night. I see I'm starting to digress because this wasn't meant to be a gold digger 101 class.
I don’t want you to get it twisted and get your feelings hurt...Some COOKIES have more power than others. I think every female should know what her COOKIE worth…. If you have a value meal COOKIE don’t be trying to get a Mercedes, just push for the Super Size and a Mcflurry and consider it a come up….
The bottom line is male friends, boyfriends, and husbands can be all controlled by the COOKIE. You just have to know how much power your COOKIE has:
Is it a Otis Spunkmeyer because they’re always soft and chewing (Giiirrrl keep that glass of milk)… or is it that 2/$1.00 or 1/.59 cent pack from Wal-mart (as soon as you open the package they turn to dust)
THESE ARE JUST MY THOUGHTS… What do you think?
I got that Spunkmeyer!!! LOL!! Seriously, though. There is a lot of truth to this. We as women do hold a lot of power. BUT--and a very resounding BUT, I might add-- just because you may have that Spunkmeyer doesn't mean that your man is going to behave. You can always keep your cookie jar full and open for the taking for your man, but I've found that nothing can keep an unfaithful 'cookie-crazed' man from going and getting that Saran-wrapped cookie on the counter at the 7/11. I'm just sayin. So you see, God's Gift, the cookie should not be used as a control mechanism in a relationship; I don't think a man cares whether it's a Otis Spunkmeyer, Oreo, Snack-Pack, or the off-brand cookie in the black and white packaging--IT'S ALL COOKIES TO HIM. The woman has to possess other qualities that her man values or else the Cookie Monster will roam....
ReplyDelete...and even then, with possession of those "other qualities," there's a good chance he will roam anyway...even if it's just to get a quick whiff of a newly baked cookie or maybe to go back to that stale cookie that maybe isn't all that tasty, but he wants to take another bite to be sure that's not his favorite. The only way to be entirely safe is to find someone without a sweet tooth, but who wants that?! ;)
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