WINDOW SHOPPING

I really hate going to the mall with a woman. I don’t know what’s worse, her asking me to hold her purse, or sitting in front of the dressing room waiting on her to try on clothes she probably won't buy. When I really think about it I only go because I’m hoping to get a chance at a spontaneous quickie in the dressing room... Unfortunately that hasn’t happened yet…
A woman has the ability to go into the mall and try on 1000’s of dollars worth of clothes and leave the mall without purchasing anything but a Frappuccino from Starbucks…SMH….That’s because most women are unsure of what they really want and need. I try not to include myself in my blogs, but I think this will help get a full understanding of what I’m trying to say. When I go in the mall I know that I wear; an extra large shirt, size 38 long in pants and a size 12 shoe. So when I go to try on clothes (if I even try them on) that’s the size I go for. On the other hand, a woman will know exactly what size she wears and still try on a smaller size every single time. Women pick men the exact same way. Like I said earlier they’re never really sure of what they really want or need. For example, why do most women want a sensitive rough neck or thug?? WTF That’s an oxymoron …..Hell!!! Either you want him to smack you around or you want him to cuddle with you… You can’t have both. Women also go to the mall and buy those expensive pair of Manolo Blahniks knowing your feet are going to be hurting like hell later. She will also pick a men knowing he walk, eat, sit, and bark like a dog. All he is going to do is piss on you to mark his territory then leave you where you stand.
Men on the other hand always buy the clothes and shoes that fit comfortable…What? What do you mean why? Because a man always knows what he wants no IFs ANDs or BUTs about it. Well maybe at first he does; that is until a woman comes along and tries to convince him otherwise. If he lets that happen then they’re both screwed because now neither one of them knows what the hell they want.
I really don’t know if this is a fair assessment of men and women, but either way these are JUST MY THOUGHTS! What do you think?