You Ain't Shit

I was playing Taboo on New Year’s Eve when a funny argument broke out because one of my teammates tried to cheat by whispering the answer. A member of the female team used this incident to let go of some built up frustration. She began her vent session by saying “all black men are cheating no good dogs, and they can not be trusted”. I started to laugh because I’m wondering how in the hell did cheating at a game of Taboo lead to her blowing up like this. Y’all know I like to keep sh!t going especially when I know it’s pissing someone off so I decided to keep listening. She said “I can look at a man and tell whether or not he is a cheater”. That was funny as hell because when she said that most of the dudes start coughing Bu!!sh!t under their breath. I was really starting to get curious, so I ask her, “Am I cheater?". She says, “Where are you from?" Obviously I said Florida. That was her boiling point, because she blew up and said.."Hell yeah you are a cheater… my last two boyfriends are from Florida and they some cheating dogs too." Now I’m like, “Too?! What do you mean too? You can't label an entire state off your experiences with two dudes."
Now the whole time she going through this vent session I’m just assuming she is just a bitter chick, and if she has continuously been cheated on then maybe she had a right to be bitter. So now she is doing the hand waving thing that most angry women do, and I notice a wedding band on her finger…WTF. I asked her if she was married and she said “for almost 4 years." Now you know my next question… So when these two guys from Florida cheated on you were you married? This chick had the gall say, “They were married too.”, as if that made it a fair playing field.. I guess I will just put it out there. If you’re wondering why you keep attracting those so called NO GOOD MEN who ain’t SH!T…. It’s probably because YOU AIN’T SH!T… I’m not trying to be mean and maybe this is a little harsh, these are JUST MY THOUGHTS. What do you think?